We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
cat food counts as protein by the way
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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