we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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