Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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