do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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