TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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