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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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