dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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