Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
His hands were made for my vagina.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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