Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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