Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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