Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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