Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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