Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize
