We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Of course I have a pirate flag
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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