Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
