It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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