Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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