No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I want a musical about memes.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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