i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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