then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We got so high we made milksteak
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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