Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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