I'm really into asian looking animals
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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