Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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