You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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