Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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