I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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