Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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