it wasn't lemon gatorade
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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