Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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