Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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