Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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