The maid of honor just puked.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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