Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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