that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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