Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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