But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
