Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
