id be glad to
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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