Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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