Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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