They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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