Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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