Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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