My room smells like vodka and shame
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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