he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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