Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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