Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
