doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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