No awkward lesbian experiences without me
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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