Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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