We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
